Cocamamie Business > Am Bust my back on the Levy - broke my strings on the BBC > Dm C E7 G Found my chops on Eel Pie Island - paid my dues at the Marquee > Am Dm Slagged off by the N.M.E. - lost my stash and my virginity > Dm E7 Am In this Cockamamie Business > Am Got my face on Ed Sullivan - broke my heart on the Soul Train > Dm C E7 G Introduced to Bad Company - lost cells down at Brain Drain > Am Dm And before I could mend - lost the missus, missed the girlfriend > Dm E7 Am In this Cockamamie Business > Am Now we like to air condition - though the air has no ozone ring > Dm C Still they're chopping down the forest for McDonalds and the Burger > E7 G King > Am Dm Eating cows with such persistance - doesn't offer much resistance > Dm E7 Am To this Cockamamie Business > Am There are too many things - stressing out the nervous system > Dm C E7 G Girls you used to know - fellas that may have kissed'em > Am Dm Some got rabies - Some got fleas - some got incurable diseases > Dm E7 Am From this Cockamamie Business > Am Everybody's after as many points as they can get > Dm As long as it's not them that has to pay > C E7 G No one really minds the Debt > Am Dm 5-Star actors, tax inspectors, film producers and directors > Dm E7 Am With their Cockamamie Business > Am Well you do what you can - can't do much more than that (No you can't do what he just said) > Dm C E7 G Some days you're pretty sharp - on other days you feel half dead (While you make your daily bread) > Am Dm Didn't want to be a star - wanted just to play guitar > Dm E7 Am In this Cockamamie Busi |
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