Heavy Petting Zoo (Epitaph 1996) Release the Hostages ! Through some stroke of luck, I recently got a copy of the new NOFX album ! (which won't be in stores until Jan. 30th, titled "Heavy Petting Zoo"). ! After sitting down with my guitar and screwing around for a while, I ! managed to figure out one of the songs. Sounds good to me. Ok, here goes. Chords used: [e------------------------------------------ B------------------------------------------ G---------------------------------------5-- D-------7-------3-------5-------2-------5-- A-------7-------3-------5-------2-------3-- E-------5-------1-------3-------0----------] ! Everything is/should be/sounds like palm muted, and the strum pattern is ! traditional 4/4 up/down etc... nothing weird here. > A F G E A Stop! Have a beer, it's on me, has anyone ever told you > F G E A That you look like a star, heard it said at the bar > F G E So I drink, cause it makes me > A F G E Happier than being alone > A F G E My good friend, Johnny Walker > A F G E Keeps me warm like a c--t > F G A Seems like everybody's got > G F Something I have not > G C A reason not to die > G F Death to Mr. Right > G C 'Cause that's not me! ! Verse repeats itself instrumental, then the chorus again. ! There are also some instrumental bits (including a long one at the ! beginning which reminds me of "The Quass" from Punk in Drublic) but I'm ! either too lazy or too dumb to tab 'em out. GET THE ALBUM WHEN IT COMES ! OUT. IT RO